15 Reason why a beer is better than a woman(Comedy)

(1)Abeer doesn't get jealous when you arab another beer.
(2)When you go to a bar you know you can always pick up a beer.
(3)A beer won't get up self if you come home with beer on your breath.
(4)You don't have to wine and dine a beer.
(5)if you pour a beer right you'll always get good head.
(6)Hangovers go ways.
(7)When you've finished with a beer the bottle is still worth 5 pence.
(8)You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
(9)A beer always goes down easy.
(10)You can share a beer with your friends.